911

a conversation

me, with my fingers: "xxx-xxxx" (what i thought was a diane's cell phone number, which i don't really want to give out to the entire world, and of which has no combination of anything close to "911")

*ring*

*ring*

*ring*

a very-much-not-diane voice: "nine one one, what's the nature of your emergency?"

(pause)

me, very confused and shocked: "oh, i'm sorry...i dialed xxx-xxxx"

a very-much-not-diane voice, a little peeved: "well you got 911."

me, still shocked: "well, i'm sorry."

*click*


*all the events in the above story are 100% true and have not been altered in any way.