BRUCE

this is bruce the brown recluse who was on the loose to suck our juice, but it was no use because we used a noose to introduce the abuse of lack of air so our friends can verify he's a reculse, and i don't feel remorse (almost rhymes...) b/c of the terror that he did induce. is this obtuse?

here's a haiku about our night last night:

bruce the brown recluse-
he survived the bomb, and now
we sleep at in-laws'.

and just so you know, that picture isn't actually bruce. bruce is in a jar on my desk. i'm going to show him to a friend or the exterminator. whichever one i see first.